oldrocknrollin:

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”

(Source: growlithed)

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again